Biebs

Some thoughts on Justin Bieber's (or as I like to call him, The Prepubescent Popstar) new music video:

• This video is really dark. Not like emo-dark, but like, who forgot to hire a lighting guy dark.
• Where are we? I deserted tropical Egyptian resort? Disney World without all the people?
• That could be the largest dog tag I've ever seen. That or Justin's the size of a garden gnome. Which, seeing as he's about 6 years old, is entirely possible.
  
• Wearing two new watches = the cool new thing. Noted.
• His hair is out of control.
• Oh boy, here comes the dancing.
• Seriously, how does he even get his hair to wrap around his head like that? Some sort of hat?
• He's so wise.
  
• I just want Usher to pop out behind a column or something. "Yo, Justin, tell me about your girl, man." "I'm never gonna let her go, Ush."
• This is going to be so uncomfortable if they kiss. I do not want to go to there.
  
• Whew, we're safe.
  

CONCLUSIONS: Justin clearly knows what it's like to experience true love. Also, not enough Usher. I just want another video detailing and solidifying his friendship with Usher. Also, not enough texting or gaming.